they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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