Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
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do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
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Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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