i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
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The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
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my god I love twenty year old dicks
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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