well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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