I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
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He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
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Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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