Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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