I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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