Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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