He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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