After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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