Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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