I'm gonna have a badass scar
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Randomize
