Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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