i think i have two assholes
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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