My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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