Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
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If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
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Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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