Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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