So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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