I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
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Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
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stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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