Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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