is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
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will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
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I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
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