Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
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I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
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i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
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