She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
40s are totally the cure
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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