Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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