This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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