it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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