no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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