then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
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Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
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stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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