ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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