well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
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Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
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If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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