My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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