Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
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im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
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How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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