I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
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What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
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well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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