Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
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