dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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