Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
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I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
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I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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