Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
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