For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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