so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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