girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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