laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Randomize
