First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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