Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
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screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
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Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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