New invention idea: vibrating tampons
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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