oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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