my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
He had one of those small greek statue penises
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
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