just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
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Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
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I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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