Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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