i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
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I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
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Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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