I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
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and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
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I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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