So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
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I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
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Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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