youre lurking in front of me
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
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The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
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YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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