Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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