if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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