THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
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Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
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Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
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