i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
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