So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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