I can't open my eyes
Lol why not?
Because I have fat ankles and I'm drunk
i used baking grease as lip gloss
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
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the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
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I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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