I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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