talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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